In the interests of equal time for Cubs fans, Donn Byrne e-mailed:
Top Reasons…..the other way
10. Cub fans don’t have to drive, we can take the “el’ without putting our lives in danger.
9. Cub fans don’t have to go to the bathroom EVERY inning.
8. Bee Bee Richards
7. Looie Alvarado
6. Don Kessinger – player
5. we haven’t had our greatest all-time hitterbanned from baseball.
4. Don Kessinger – manager
3. We haven’t had a player charge the mound and get his hat handed to him by a pitcher.
2. Corky Belle gets his bat stolen from the club house – by the opposing team – double oops !
1. No short pants